COFFEE

After decades of resistance, scientists have finally admitted the benefits of this magical drink. Here we'll list just a few! It fights cognitive deterioration and cellular ageing, reduces the risk of heart attacks and certain cancers, enhances cognitive functions, relieves migraines, reduces fatigue, combats depression, fosters digestion and conforms the greatest source of antioxidants in the Western diet. And, if there were any sceptics left in the room, it's available both in a liquid version and, from now on, as an earring. Fancy a cup?